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////                    Security Tags                       ////
////              An Article by: Twang                  ////
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Warning: You are responsible for your own actions. This article is not meant to be used for illegal activites, only for the prevention of them.
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    Buy a book, you'll get a shitload of new knowledge/propaganda and a neat little security tag. Security Tag?! 
Yes. A security tag, a well known device to attract attention to theives a murders who think they can jack things
off of shelving. It looks something like this..

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|   neat lines all over      |
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|    more neat lines.       |
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Well no, but you get the idea. It is a small tag placed secretly into unlooked at areas inside a package/book. 
It is usually a redish/metallic inside that is sticky. It has a white paper covering over that part.

Now we are done with the identification part, and your thinking.."Who gives a fuck about these?"  Well actually, i do. 
They are the perfect distraction and or prank to pull on people. For example, we have all seen people getting searched
 because of the damn beeping noise when you walk out the door. Now, what kind of 40 year old lady wants to stick around
in a stupid store being frisked by a fat-ass security guard who smells like a wet dog? This is the point, its the perfect
prank to pull on people. Walking in, it beeps..walking out, it beeps. Place it somewhere where they wouldnt bother looking and
your gonna bug the hell out of them when they leave/enter stores, especially in the mall.

Pranking is just the beginning...a "dummy theif" is what im really trying to pull out. You have the alarm beeping and the whole
damn store staring curiously at who is the latest dumbass to be caught. When it is a small store this is your chance, while your waiting
inside your buddy walks out..."BEEP BEEP BEEP" now everyone looks, your hand makes a quick sweep and your out of there. 
Obviously there may be a security tag in the item so dont be stupid..but yeah thats just a simple scenario. Things can be alot more
complex if you think about it.

But yeah, security tags are just 100% plain old fun..i found out how neat they are because i never took one out of my new wallet
and when i entered stores it ALWAYS beeped and pissed the fuck out of me. Eventually i found the solution and have been pranking
people ever since. Enjoy.